if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
Who the hell is dale
this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny
I think I have a kid.
Dean and Lisa had their fling in August 1998. Ben was born May 1999. 9 months later. 9.
Bless this post
BIKER’S KID MY ASS
I love how he just quietly counts and then freaks the fuck out
“In Café de Flore, the tattoos were beautiful, created by this Montréal artist. They made me feel badass and I would wear them sometimes when we would go to bars and say: ‘Check out my badass tattoos.’
when your leg turns against you
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.
this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life
i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her